Happy Christmas and a Merry New Year to everyone!
It's important, I think, at this time of year, to remember some important facts about alcohol. Most important of all, if someone says to you "Here, hold my pint, and watch this
!", then please take one of the following two actions:
1) Immediately whip out your smart phone, and get the video camera ready, because this is SO going on YouTube!
2) Immediately whip out your smart phone, and have 999 (or 911, or 112, adjust according to locality) on speed-dial, because this is SO going to end in A&E. And whilst you're waiting for the inevitable crunch of broken bones and feeble cries for help, you can video the whole thing for YouTube!
I guess what I'm saying is: If a "mate" gets a bit drunk and starts acting up, make sure your smartphone is recording it for YouTube!