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Offline mexican jon

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Something small for the missus
« on: May 16, 2017, 02:09:08 PM »
My Missus has a thing for stealing things from the workshop :scratch: what she describes as cute is small spanners tiny and shiney is what normal fits the bill  :loco: and they normally end up on a keyring  :bang: so whilst bored today I decided to make her a little something  :thumbup: And before anyone asks no I didn't make the 50p piece (that was taken from her purse while she was cooking tea :clap:)

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Re: Something small for the missus
« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2017, 02:20:58 PM »
Well done that should keep her at bay for a little while  :lol:
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Re: Something small for the missus
« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2017, 02:26:48 PM »
Well done that should keep her at bay for a little while  :lol:

I'm hoping it rekindles a spark  :Doh:  :lol: :lol:
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Re: Something small for the missus
« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2017, 03:02:18 PM »
Well done that should keep her at bay for a little while  :lol:

I'm hoping it rekindles a spark  :Doh:  :lol: :lol:
oh dear that was shocking  :zap: :lol:
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Re: Something small for the missus
« Reply #4 on: May 16, 2017, 03:07:29 PM »
Well done that should keep her at bay for a little while  :lol:

I'm hoping it rekindles a spark  :Doh:  :lol: :lol:
oh dear that was shocking  :zap: :lol:

That made me coil  :Doh: back  :doh: :doh:
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Re: Something small for the missus
« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2017, 03:14:06 PM »
Well done that should keep her at bay for a little while  :lol:

I'm hoping it rekindles a spark  :Doh:  :lol: :lol:
oh dear that was shocking  :zap: :lol:

That made me coil  :Doh: back  :doh: :doh:
too high tension for you?
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Re: Something small for the missus
« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2017, 03:54:14 PM »
Really more about how i ballast this, I could however look and expect either resistance from within or from an eternal source  :Doh:
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Re: Something small for the missus
« Reply #7 on: May 16, 2017, 04:30:29 PM »
I am running out of puns now so while I plug away someone set I mean fill the gap  :)
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Re: Something small for the missus
« Reply #8 on: May 16, 2017, 04:42:47 PM »
I'm sure it will spark more interest!  :ddb:

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Re: Something small for the missus
« Reply #9 on: May 16, 2017, 04:45:56 PM »
Talking of gaps don't forget to set it with feeler gauges if you get my 'points'  :ddb:
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Re: Something small for the missus
« Reply #10 on: May 17, 2017, 03:34:25 PM »
Talking of gaps don't forget to set it with feeler gauges if you get my 'points'  :ddb:
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Re: Something small for the missus
« Reply #11 on: May 18, 2017, 03:33:32 AM »
Hope we're not going too dwell on this too long  :lol:

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Re: Something small for the missus
« Reply #12 on: May 18, 2017, 03:59:22 AM »
Yes otherwise it might BACKFIRE on you  :lol:
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Offline Pete W.

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Re: Something small for the missus
« Reply #13 on: May 18, 2017, 05:36:59 AM »
Puns like these make me PINK! 
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Re: Something small for the missus
« Reply #14 on: May 18, 2017, 03:01:54 PM »
looks like we kickstarted something Jon  :doh:
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Re: Something small for the missus
« Reply #15 on: May 18, 2017, 05:49:54 PM »
Well at least you have 'ignited a spark' of interest...   :Doh:
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