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Offline John Stevenson

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Re: No physical product lol
« Reply #25 on: May 12, 2015, 04:38:10 PM »
Can it weld ?
HGV class 1 ?
Fork truck license ?
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Re: No physical product lol
« Reply #26 on: May 12, 2015, 05:20:03 PM »
Piggyback you to the pub and back!  :lol:

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Re: No physical product lol
« Reply #27 on: May 16, 2015, 02:57:09 PM »
what about this then Phil   :palm:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Persona-Synthetics-New-Generation-Sally-Synth-/151673408750?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item2350708cee

Rob,

It's a good job I was on holiday with no internet when you posted that one and that the listing has ended or else I may have bought one.

I Googled "Persona Synthetics" and found another listing with 1 bid on it already:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Persona-synthetics-/281692986027?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item419635daab

I won't be bidding!

Cheers.

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« Last Edit: May 17, 2015, 03:10:00 AM by philf »
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Re: No physical product lol
« Reply #29 on: May 17, 2015, 04:08:04 AM »
She'll not survive long close to your forge Rob  :lol:
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Re: No physical product lol
« Reply #30 on: May 17, 2015, 04:50:07 AM »
:lol: :lol: :lol: Nice one Phil


Found a more affordable model  http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/The-Perfect-Woman-Inflatable-Blow-Up-Doll-Wife-Girlfriend-Fun-Novetly-Party-Gift-/390841334730?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item5afff57bca    :)




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I love the description.....

."For men who are out of luck with the ladies. This gorgeous babe has long blonde hair, crystal blue eyes and although at first glance she may look like a bit of a tart she's really quite romantic.

When fully inflated via the standard valve she measures just 50cm tall, but what she lacks in height, she makes up for in cleavage! Compliant, Loves Footie, Nag-free Model, Sexy AND Portable what more could a man ask for?"


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Re: No physical product lol
« Reply #31 on: May 17, 2015, 04:59:07 AM »
She'll not survive long close to your forge Rob  :lol:

Aye , I bet she wont make much of a welder Andrew . :lol: :lol:


 :lol: :lol: :lol: the description is a cracker John  :)


OK LADS ! This is serious sh*t  , so dont all rush at once  ,,,,,,,    http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/55-x-Empty-Toilet-Paper-Rolls-Cardboard-Tubes-for-Kids-Arts-Crafts-or-Gardening-/291466051901?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item43dcbb013d       :Doh:



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Re: No physical product lol
« Reply #32 on: May 17, 2015, 10:25:57 AM »
There's likely a matching sale for DIY bulk toilet paper. By the same seller.

"Perfect for rolling onto cardboard tubes."
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Re: No physical product lol
« Reply #33 on: May 17, 2015, 10:32:02 AM »
Well Rob, the missus saves toilet tubes to grow leeks and celery in in her polytunnel, so there's probably a market, though we produce enough of our own :)
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Re: No physical product lol
« Reply #34 on: May 17, 2015, 04:08:08 PM »
:lol: :lol: :lol: Nice one Phil


Found a more affordable model  http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/The-Perfect-Woman-Inflatable-Blow-Up-Doll-Wife-Girlfriend-Fun-Novetly-Party-Gift-/390841334730?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item5afff57bca    :)




Rob

I love the description.....

."For men who are out of luck with the ladies. This gorgeous babe has long blonde hair, crystal blue eyes and although at first glance she may look like a bit of a tart she's really quite romantic.

When fully inflated via the standard valve she measures just 50cm tall, but what she lacks in height, she makes up for in cleavage! Compliant, Loves Footie, Nag-free Model, Sexy AND Portable what more could a man ask for?"


 :lol: :lol:

Or one of these for your Gothic moments:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3083821/The-gruesome-world-synthetic-cadavers-Terrifying-medical-models-breathe-bleed-dilating-pupils.html

No need to pump it up by the looks of it  ...  :palm:


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Re: No physical product lol
« Reply #35 on: May 19, 2015, 08:05:52 AM »
Bloody hell Dave!

Thats freeky  :borg:

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Re: No physical product lol
« Reply #36 on: May 20, 2015, 07:36:47 PM »
er well that's put me off me tee

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Re: No physical product lol
« Reply #37 on: May 20, 2015, 09:38:01 PM »
:lol: :lol: :lol: Nice one Phil


Found a more affordable model  http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/The-Perfect-Woman-Inflatable-Blow-Up-Doll-Wife-Girlfriend-Fun-Novetly-Party-Gift-/390841334730?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item5afff57bca    :)




Rob

I love the description.....

."For men who are out of luck with the ladies. This gorgeous babe has long blonde hair, crystal blue eyes and although at first glance she may look like a bit of a tart she's really quite romantic.

When fully inflated via the standard valve she measures just 50cm tall, but what she lacks in height, she makes up for in cleavage! Compliant, Loves Footie, Nag-free Model, Sexy AND Portable what more could a man ask for?"


 :lol: :lol:

Hook her up to the compressor,soon take the wrinkles out of her forehead. :lol: :lol:....OZ.
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Re: No physical product lol
« Reply #38 on: May 20, 2015, 09:49:34 PM »
One of the few times I'm glad to take others' words for something I haven't tried myself.  :lol:
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