Author Topic: Something to ponder (Read 14869 times)

PTsideshow · « **on:** May 10, 2009, 05:38:03 AM »

Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
glen

bogstandard · « **Reply #1 on:** May 10, 2009, 08:27:20 AM »

Gardening rules according to Bogs.

Get someone else to do it, then the wife can vent her anger on them.

OR

Spray EVERYTHING with weedkiller, then nothing else to worry about.

If I could buy packets of grow your own concrete, I would be first in the queue.

As you have most probably guessed, green sticky up things in the ground ain't my scene. My better half grows things in big pots, so when they die, they are easy to get rid of in the bin, then stick another thing destined to die in the pot. I jest you not, I have stuck silk flowers in pots around my garden, just to give her indoors something nice to look at (as well as me).

Bogs.

Stilldrillin · « **Reply #2 on:** May 10, 2009, 12:49:47 PM »

Just look what`s happened in my steamshed!

Happens every year about this time, & all steaming has to adjourn to the garage.....

I think it`s blummin disgusting!

David D

Darren · « **Reply #3 on:** May 10, 2009, 01:23:04 PM »

I want a greenhouse, it's on the list

bogstandard · « **Reply #4 on:** May 10, 2009, 01:26:16 PM »

Just buy loads of green paint, and tell the missus to get on with it.

BTW, I thought all houses in your area were white?

Bogs

Darren · « **Reply #5 on:** May 10, 2009, 01:30:39 PM »

Nah, mines blue.....painted it last year....blue fer christsakes

old-biker-uk · « **Reply #6 on:** May 10, 2009, 03:24:12 PM »

Healthy looking Begonias.......

Mark

PTsideshow · « **Reply #7 on:** May 10, 2009, 08:35:03 PM »

Life is sexually transmitted.
glen

Bernd · « **Reply #8 on:** May 10, 2009, 08:39:19 PM »

After reading the Horrgate thread I now realize why the Britts are such prolific builders, they have no lawns to mow and no driveways to plow in the winter.

Think I"ll get a smaller place, NOT.

Bernd

PTsideshow · « **Reply #9 on:** May 12, 2009, 05:31:22 AM »

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

glen

bogstandard · « **Reply #10 on:** May 13, 2009, 04:40:03 AM »

My feelings exactly Glen.

Make humour at every opportunity, and spend your money unwisely.

Try to enjoy every minute you have left, it might be your last.

Now about them begonia thingies, what paint do you use to achieve those colours? Mine always used to end up brown.

Bogs

PTsideshow · « **Reply #11 on:** May 13, 2009, 05:27:35 AM »

In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

glen

Bernd · « **Reply #12 on:** May 13, 2009, 09:12:19 AM »

Quote from: PTsideshow on May 13, 2009, 05:27:35 AM

In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

glen

Good one Glen. Trouble is I think it's about as truthful as you can get.

Bernd

CrewCab · « **Reply #13 on:** May 13, 2009, 09:22:37 AM »

Glen, these little gem's you keep turning up are frighteningly accurate

Dave

old-biker-uk · « **Reply #14 on:** May 13, 2009, 04:27:12 PM »

Quote from: Bernd on May 10, 2009, 08:39:19 PM

.....they have no lawns to mow and no driveways to plow in the winter.

I wish.........

Bernd · « **Reply #15 on:** May 13, 2009, 04:29:09 PM »

Ok, we need a foot in mouth smiley.

Bernd

CrewCab · « **Reply #16 on:** May 13, 2009, 04:37:20 PM »

ere u go Bernd

CC

Bernd · « **Reply #17 on:** May 13, 2009, 07:54:06 PM »

Quote from: CrewCab on May 13, 2009, 04:37:20 PM

ere u go Bernd

CC

It's nice to have such good freinds willing to help you out.

Bernd

PTsideshow · « **Reply #18 on:** May 14, 2009, 05:17:27 AM »

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

glen

Bernd · « **Reply #19 on:** May 14, 2009, 08:26:26 AM »

Quote from: PTsideshow on May 14, 2009, 05:17:27 AM

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

glen

Wet wood?

B

PTsideshow · « **Reply #20 on:** May 15, 2009, 05:58:24 AM »

Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?

glen

Bernd · « **Reply #21 on:** May 15, 2009, 09:39:02 AM »

And video cell phones.

B

Darren · « **Reply #22 on:** May 15, 2009, 10:13:10 AM »

Yeah but not everything escapes now...............

PTsideshow · « **Reply #23 on:** May 16, 2009, 05:43:21 AM »

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

glen

Darren · « **Reply #24 on:** May 16, 2009, 08:45:37 AM »

We all want what we havent got but open the door and long term prisoners often dont want to leave

websterz · « **Reply #25 on:** May 16, 2009, 12:39:05 PM »

Quote from: PTsideshow on May 13, 2009, 05:27:35 AM

In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

glen

Great tag line. I CALL DIBS!!

PTsideshow · « **Reply #26 on:** May 16, 2009, 02:13:54 PM »

Quote from: websterz on May 16, 2009, 12:39:05 PM

Quote from: PTsideshow on May 13, 2009, 05:27:35 AM
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

glen

Great tag line. I CALL DIBS!!

You may want to remove my name under the meditating smilie! and substitute your own

glen

Darren · « **Reply #27 on:** May 17, 2009, 06:41:02 AM »

PTsideshow · « **Reply #28 on:** May 17, 2009, 07:29:41 AM »

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt."

glen

PTsideshow · « **Reply #29 on:** May 18, 2009, 05:47:05 AM »

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
glen

Darren · « **Reply #30 on:** May 19, 2009, 08:08:11 AM »

Just think about it....

PTsideshow · « **Reply #31 on:** May 19, 2009, 08:44:32 AM »

The question is does the walls go clear when you sit down on the throne, from the out side?????????

Better yet has somebody thought of waiting for somebody to go in then stand there and point in the direction of the throne and bend over laughing!

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Author Topic: Something to ponder (Read 14869 times)

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