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Offline Darren

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Alcohol kills brain cells
« on: July 11, 2009, 04:58:15 AM »
"Alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine"

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Re: Alcohol kills brain cells
« Reply #1 on: July 11, 2009, 05:29:59 AM »
Darren

I know a few people that like their alcohol but it seems to have the opposite efect on them. They seem to be getting stupider every time I see them :doh:

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Re: Alcohol kills brain cells
« Reply #2 on: July 11, 2009, 05:31:52 AM »
But what happens when you end up like me, with only one left.

I try to keep away from it as much as possible, just in case. :lol:

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Re: Alcohol kills brain cells
« Reply #3 on: July 11, 2009, 05:34:27 AM »
You guys got no worries, I don't even drink and mine are disappearing daily.... :ddb:
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Re: Alcohol kills brain cells
« Reply #4 on: July 11, 2009, 07:39:35 AM »
Seems I need to drink more then.... :beer:
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