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Offline Stilldrillin

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Parachute Jumping?
« on: August 01, 2010, 04:03:02 AM »
 

Yesterday my wife asked, why I didn't do something useful with my time?

She suggested I go down to the senior centre, and hang out with the guys........


 
I did this, and when I got home last night, I told her that I had joined a parachute club.  :ddb:
 


She said, "Are you nuts? You're 77 years old and you're going to start jumping out of aeroplanes?"  ::)


 
I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.  :thumbup:


 
She said to me, "You idiot, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club; not a Parachute Club!"  :bugeye:


        OOPS!

 
I'm in trouble again and don't know what to do!  I signed up for five jumps a week!


 
Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier.  :scratch:




     


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Re: Parachute Jumping?
« Reply #1 on: August 01, 2010, 04:44:17 AM »
lol  :lol:

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Re: Parachute Jumping?
« Reply #2 on: August 01, 2010, 05:02:17 AM »


I need to confess that I am very proud of people I know; even I never meet them before, doing things like that!!!!!
Bravo David!! Keep doing things you like!!

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Re: Parachute Jumping?
« Reply #3 on: August 01, 2010, 05:48:11 AM »
lol good one!

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Re: Parachute Jumping?
« Reply #4 on: August 01, 2010, 06:22:13 AM »
 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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Re: Parachute Jumping?
« Reply #5 on: August 01, 2010, 10:37:35 AM »
Damn - and I ended up jumping out of a plane a few years ago :bugeye:

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Re: Parachute Jumping?
« Reply #6 on: August 01, 2010, 11:30:01 AM »
 :jaw: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :bugeye:
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Re: Parachute Jumping?
« Reply #7 on: August 01, 2010, 08:18:25 PM »
Well, being a senior citizen, I hope you get a discount for every, eh... jump!

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Re: Parachute Jumping?
« Reply #8 on: August 02, 2010, 05:51:19 AM »
   :lol:   :lol:   :lol:  Your lucky my wife would of   :wack: