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Classy Adverts
« on: February 04, 2011, 11:47:23 AM »


These are classified ads, which were actually allegedly placed in a UK newspaper.

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old.
Hateful little bastard.
Bites!

FREE PUPPIES.
1/2 Cocker Spaniel,
1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.

FREE PUPPIES.
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer £100.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.

**** And the WINNER is... ****

FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer.
No longer needed....got married....wife knows everything.


THOUGHT FROM THE GREATEST LIVING SCOTTISH THINKER - BILLY CONNOLLY.
"If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time."