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Offline dsquire

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Wise Old Dog
« on: February 16, 2011, 01:38:01 AM »


 One  day an old German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long,  discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading  rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.


The  old German Shepherd thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo  now!"
               
Noticing  some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew  on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the panther  is about to leap, the old German Shepherd exclaims  loudly,

"Boy,  that was one delicious panther! I wonder, if there are any more around  here?"

Hearing this, the young panther halts his attack in  mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the  trees.

"Whew!,"  says the panther, "That was close! That old German Shepherd nearly had  me!"

Meanwhile, a squirrel who had been watching the whole scene  from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and  trade it for protection from the panther. So, off he goes.

The  squirrel soon catches up with the panther, spills the beans and strikes  a deal for himself with the panther.

The young panther is furious  at being made a fool of and says, "Here, squirrel, hop on my back and  see what's going to happen to that conniving canine!"

Now, the  old German Shepherd sees the panther coming with the squirrel on his  back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?," but instead of running,  the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't  seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old  German Shepherd says...

"Where's  that squirrel? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another  panther!"

Moral of this story...

Don't mess with  the old  dogs...  Age and skill will always overcome youth and treachery!
BS and brilliance only  come with age and experience.

If you don't send this to five  'old' friends right away, there will be five fewer people laughing in  the world.

Of  course, I am in no way insinuating that any of you are old, some are  just more 'youthfully challenged'.

You did notice the size of the  print, didn't you?





 
 
Cheers  :beer:

Don

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Re: Wise Old Dog
« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2011, 02:24:18 AM »
What Print ?????


 :scratch:

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Re: Wise Old Dog
« Reply #2 on: February 16, 2011, 06:34:04 AM »
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Re: Wise Old Dog
« Reply #3 on: February 16, 2011, 07:34:45 AM »
Cider ??? Ugh !!

Rotting apples are best left to the maggots, as Nature intended ...

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Re: Wise Old Dog
« Reply #4 on: February 16, 2011, 07:47:00 AM »
Nice one Don!  :clap: :clap: :thumbup:

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