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TS18997
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No Sex Since 1955
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NO SEX SINCE 1955
A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a
local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely
young idealistic liberal ladies in attendance, one of whom approached
the Sergeant Major for conversation.
"Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious
man.. Is something bothering you?" "Negative,
ma'am. Just serious by nature.."
The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks
like you have seen a lot of action." "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."
The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You
know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy
yourself."
The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.
Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this
the wrong way, but when was the last time you had sex?
"1955, ma'am."
"Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious. You
really need to chill out and relax! I mean no sex since 1955!
Come with me." She took his hand and led him to a private room
where she proceeded to "relax" him several times.
Afterward, panting for breath, she leaned against his grizzled bare
chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since
1955."
The Sergeant Major said in his serious voice, after glancing at his
watch, "I hope not; it's only 2130 now."
Gotta love military time
