Author Topic: New Old Virus  (Read 1975 times)

bogstandard

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New Old Virus
« on: December 20, 2008, 11:31:22 PM »

NEW VIRUS
Just got this in from a reliable source. It seems there is a virus called the "Senile Virus" that even the most advanced programs of Norton and McAfee cannot take care of it. So be warned. The virus appears to affect those of us who were born before 1960!

Funny, I don't remember being absent minded . . .
 
God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.



Now that I'm 'older' (but refuse to grow up), here's what I've discovered:
 
1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
 
2. My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran.
 
3. I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart.
 
4. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded . .
 
5. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded . .
 
6. All reports are in; life is now officially unfair.
 
7. If all is not lost, where is it?
 
8. It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
 
9. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded . .
 
10. Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant.
 
11. I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few . . ..
 
12. Kids in the back seat cause accidents.
 
13. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
 
14. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded . .
 
15. It's hard to make a come back when you haven't been anywhere.
 
16. The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the
      bathroom.
 
17. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.
 
18. When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play
      chess?
 
19. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded . .
 
20. It's not hard to meet expenses . . . they're everywhere.
 
21. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
 
22. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter. I go
       somewhere to get something and then wonder what I'm here after.
 
23. I AM UNABLE TO REMEMBER IF I HAVE POSTED THIS OR NOT!
 
24. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...



Bogs.

Well I hope it is me.

Circlip

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Re: New Old Virus
« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2008, 03:39:53 AM »
Oh 'ell, Boggy's found the colour (colonials please note the spelling) button. Spose crap-O-cad's going to be upgraded next.

 Regards   Ian.         :bugeye:

bogstandard

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Re: New Old Virus
« Reply #2 on: December 21, 2008, 03:54:18 AM »
Ian,


SIZE as well.
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Re: New Old Virus
« Reply #3 on: December 21, 2008, 09:58:27 AM »
John
Now I know why I have been feeling so shi??y lately. :(


CirClip

Glad to see you have colour spelled properly.  :D

If I forget to post this please remind me!

Cheers :beer:

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