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Offline Darren

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How to Make a Woman Happy
« on: February 27, 2009, 04:55:41 AM »
How to Make a Woman Happy

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate


WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls


AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes


IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes



HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. bring Food
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Re: How to Make a Woman Happy
« Reply #1 on: February 27, 2009, 10:40:37 AM »
Quote from: Darren on February 27, 2009, 04:55:41 AM
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. bring Food


#3 Bring beer
#4 Let him buy metal working machines
#5 give him money to buy metal working machines
#6 Leave him alone when he's in his shop
#7 Never show up naked in the shop (serious helath hazard to him)

I'm sure we could come up with a few more.  :D

Bernd
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Re: How to Make a Woman Happy
« Reply #2 on: February 27, 2009, 01:32:38 PM »
Bernd,

I don't like your #5. In this house I control the cash.

What is hers is mine, what is mine is my own, no arguments.

Forget what the women want, they are only there to look after us.

In my case, forget about turning up naked, do wan't to scare the local wildlife.

I am now going to blow up my computer so she has no way of reading what I have put. :wack:

We can only wish.

Bogs
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Re: How to Make a Woman Happy
« Reply #3 on: February 27, 2009, 01:40:52 PM »
John, please let us know where you have moved to by next week.

Just hope your flat is big enough for all your toys  :lol:
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Re: How to Make a Woman Happy
« Reply #4 on: February 27, 2009, 02:41:13 PM »
Darren..... Firstly  :lol:   Secondly  And others still ask me why I'm single?!?!?!



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I am now going to blow up my computer so she has no way of reading what I have put.  :wack:


 :lol:  You better duck John!  :bugeye:


Wonder what started this thread?    :whip:




Ralph.








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