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The Breakroom => The Water Cooler => Topic started by: dsquire on January 11, 2011, 04:14:04 PM

Title: Sweet Tea
Post by: dsquire on January 11, 2011, 04:14:04 PM

Sweet Tea: 

 

A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue ...

Doctor: "What happened?"

Woman: "Doctor,  I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp."

Doctor: "I have a real good remedy for that. When your husband comes home drunk,  just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it around in your mouth but don't swallow.  Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to bed in his drunken stupor."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.

Woman:  "Doctor,  that was a brilliant idea.  Every time my husband came home drunk,  I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished, and he didn't touch me!"

Doctor:  "I'm not really surprised.  You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"
 
 Cheers  :beer:

Don
 

Title: Re: Sweet Tea
Post by: Stilldrillin on January 12, 2011, 02:26:30 AM

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

 :clap: :clap:

Thanks Don!  :thumbup:

David D

Title: Re: Sweet Tea
Post by: crabsign69 on January 12, 2011, 02:26:23 PM

 :thumbup:   :beer:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:   :beer:   :headbang:   ya baby that was good   :thumbup: