MadModder
The Breakroom => The Water Cooler => Topic started by: PTsideshow on May 10, 2009, 05:38:03 AM
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Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
glen
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Gardening rules according to Bogs.
Get someone else to do it, then the wife can vent her anger on them.
OR
Spray EVERYTHING with weedkiller, then nothing else to worry about.
If I could buy packets of grow your own concrete, I would be first in the queue.
As you have most probably guessed, green sticky up things in the ground ain't my scene. My better half grows things in big pots, so when they die, they are easy to get rid of in the bin, then stick another thing destined to die in the pot. I jest you not, I have stuck silk flowers in pots around my garden, just to give her indoors something nice to look at (as well as me).
Bogs.
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Just look what`s happened in my steamshed! :bugeye:
(http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n95/Dayjo/p5040005.jpg)
(http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n95/Dayjo/p5040010-1.jpg)
Happens every year about this time, & all steaming has to adjourn to the garage..... ::)
I think it`s blummin disgusting!
David D
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
I want a greenhouse, it's on the list :ddb:
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Just buy loads of green paint, and tell the missus to get on with it.
BTW, I thought all houses in your area were white? :lol:
Bogs
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Nah, mines blue.....painted it last year....blue fer christsakes :bang:
:lol: :lol:
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Healthy looking Begonias....... :thumbup:
Mark
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Life is sexually transmitted.
glen
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After reading the Horrgate thread I now realize why the Britts are such prolific builders, they have no lawns to mow and no driveways to plow in the winter.
:lol: Think I"ll get a smaller place, NOT. :lol:
Bernd
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Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
glen
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My feelings exactly Glen.
Make humour at every opportunity, and spend your money unwisely.
Try to enjoy every minute you have left, it might be your last.
Now about them begonia thingies, what paint do you use to achieve those colours? Mine always used to end up brown.
Bogs
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In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
:med:
glen
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In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
:med:
glen
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Good one Glen. Trouble is I think it's about as truthful as you can get.
Bernd
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Glen, these little gem's you keep turning up are frighteningly accurate :clap:
Dave
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.....they have no lawns to mow and no driveways to plow in the winter.
I wish......... :wave:
(http://myweb.tiscali.co.uk/remark/pages/Temp/images/garden.jpg)
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Ok, we need a foot in mouth smiley.
Bernd
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ere u go Bernd :coffee:
(http://bestsmileys.com/foot_in_mouth/1.gif)
CC
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ere u go Bernd :coffee:
(http://bestsmileys.com/foot_in_mouth/1.gif)
CC
:lol: It's nice to have such good freinds willing to help you out. :lol:
Bernd
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How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
glen
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How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
glen
Wet wood?
B
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Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?
glen
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And video cell phones.
B
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Yeah but not everything escapes now............... :med:
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Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
glen
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We all want what we havent got but open the door and long term prisoners often dont want to leave
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In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
:med:
glen
Great tag line. I CALL DIBS!!
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In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
:med:
glen
Great tag line. I CALL DIBS!!
You may want to remove my name under the meditating smilie! and substitute your own :lol:
glen
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Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt."
glen
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Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
glen
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Just think about it.... :)
(http://i401.photobucket.com/albums/pp92/thebodger/Random%20Images/305_best_toilet_ever.jpg)
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The question is does the walls go clear when you sit down on the throne, from the out side????????? :bugeye: :jaw: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Better yet has somebody thought of waiting for somebody to go in then stand there and point in the direction of the throne and bend over laughing! :lol: