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Title: A bit of Humor
Post by: sbwhart on April 20, 2011, 01:55:55 AM








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Title: Re: A bit of Humor
Post by: Stilldrillin on April 20, 2011, 03:36:56 AM
Nice one Stew!  :clap: :clap:

Start the day with a smile, or several!  :thumbup:

David D
Title: Re: A bit of Humor
Post by: fixit on April 20, 2011, 04:40:57 AM
that started   my day    :lol: :clap: :bow: :beer:
Title: Re: A bit of Humor
Post by: saw on April 20, 2011, 06:44:22 AM
That's the one  :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: A bit of Humor
Post by: DaveH on April 20, 2011, 08:30:23 AM
 :lol: :lol: :lol:

Title: Re: A bit of Humor
Post by: rleete on June 13, 2011, 05:34:28 PM
John, a Dublin University student, was on the side of the road hitchhiking on a very dark night and in the midst of a big storm.
The night was rolling on and no car went by.  The storm was so strong he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him.
Suddenly, he saw a car slowly coming towards him and stopped.  John, desperate for shelter and without thinking about it, got into the car and closed the door....
Only to realize there was nobody behind the wheel and the engine wasn't on.  The car started moving slowly. John looked at the road ahead and saw a curve approaching.  Scared, he started to pray, begging for his life.
Then, just before the car hit the curve, a hand appeared out of nowhere through the window, and turned the wheel.
John , paralyzed with terror, watched as the hand came through the window, but never touched or harmed him.
Shortly thereafter, John saw the lights of a pub appear down the road, so, gathering strength, he jumped out of the car and ran to it.  Wet and out of breath, he rushed inside and started telling everybody about the horrible experience he had just had.  A silence enveloped the pub when everybody realized he was crying... And wasn't drunk.
Suddenly, the door opened, and two other people walked in from the dark and stormy night.  They, like John , were also soaked and out of breath.  Looking around, and seeing John sobbing at the bar, one said to the other...
Look Paddy....there's that stupid idiot that got in the car while we were pushing it!
Title: Re: A bit of Humor
Post by: andyf on June 13, 2011, 06:40:04 PM
To continue the Irish theme, try this:

Title: Re: A bit of Humor
Post by: krv3000 on June 14, 2011, 05:01:53 AM
 :D :)  good
Title: Re: A bit of Humor
Post by: sbwhart on June 14, 2011, 12:10:51 PM
This will make you smile


Title: Re: A bit of Humor
Post by: rleete on July 14, 2011, 09:15:17 AM
Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.

Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection.
Enjoy fantasizing about that.

Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch.
The Titanic

Dear America ,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.

Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." Just saying...

Dear 2010,
So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?!

Dear girls who have been dumped,
There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead.

Dear Skin-Colored Band Aids,
Please make one for every skin color.
Black people

Dear Scissors,
I feel your one wants to run with me either.
Sarah Palin

Dear Customers,
Yes, we ARE making fun of you in Vietnamese.
Nail Salon Ladies

Dear Ugly People,
You're welcome.

Dear World,
Please stop freaking out about 2012.
Our calendars end there because some Spanish a-holes invaded our country and we got a little busy, ok?
The Mayans

Dear White People,
Don't you just hate immigrants?
Native Americans

Dear iPhone,
Please stop spell checking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of shut.
Every iPhone User

Dear Trash,
At least you get picked up...
The Girls of Jersey Shore

Dear Man,
It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?